Let’s talk about this Wikipedia page
I pretty much agree with everything my dude Michael Scott just said. Except for Google, Wikipedia is the best website ever
conceived. It has information on any topic in any field from any time period
you could possibly imagine. And yet, for some mysterious reason, they can’t
think of a single thing that happened in Antigua and Barbuda since 1800.
I don’t know much about Antigua and Barbuda, besides the
fact their national soccer team once scored a goal against the USMNT
and my sister went on a trip there earlier this year. But I do know that things
happen there, and that some of those things may even be noteworthy. And that’s
why I’m baffled by the fact that no one has gotten around to filling in some of
the blanks here. After all, a weird little fish that I’ve never heard of before
because it hasn’t been alive for about 41 million years has its own page:
After very briefly poking around the Wikipedia page about
the country itself, I learned that there were actually several important years
in its history:
1834: Slavery across the British Empire is abolished in a
peaceful accord, more than 30 years before a war brought about the same result
in the United States.
1951: The Antigua Labor Party wins control of public posts
for the first time, riding a wave of success that stemmed from the formation of
a national labor union.
1981: The nation of Antigua and Barbuda officially gains
independence from the United Kingdom.
1997: A cluster of nearby islands that had previously been
set aside as national parks are sold to Malaysian developers with the intent of
building a hotel, golf course, and casino in the ecologically sensitive area.
So yes, despite what you may see on Wikipedia, Antigua and
Barbuda is a fascinating little country with a dope-looking flag: