The Southtowns Clowns are ready to shock the world
I forgot the jump drive with today’s article in yesterday’s pants, so my first thought was to bump up tomorrow’s article to today. But then I did an initial Google search only to find out some radio stations actually do end in an even-numbered decimal point (the only one I’d ever heard of was 98.6 KXLA from the all-time classic Joe Dirt ). As such, I had to scramble for something new. So I decided to create a fantasy football team. As most of you know, I’m not a big fantasy sports guy. My biggest hangup with it is that I could be talking to the biggest Bills fan at my local Tim Hortons, but if he thinks Tom Brady is going to hang 250 yards and three touchdowns on them twice a year, he could be all for TB12 if it helps his fantasy team win. I’m not about that. I once bought a Tom Brady jersey at Goodwill that I’m saving for his retirement party, but it’s not because I like the guy. As a Bills fan, the only way I would participate in fantasy football is to draft my squad entirel...